A Day in the Life of Shifra Circa 2056

My morning or a scary scary look into the future?
You decide.

Wake up
Cough and Hack copiously
Yell at kids for playing the stereo too loud
Make tea
Shuffle around house in bathrobe
Get into argument with family member over misheard comment
Cough and Hack
Prepare Breakfast
Yell at kids for playing the TV too loud
Mutter to self
Cough, hack, and spit!
Do a bit of house work
Sit down and rest
Cough and Hack
Haul self to neighborhood pharmacy for expectorant
Consider getting a haircut at salon next to pharmacy
Read posted price list: "Women's Cut and style $40 and up"
Mutter to self
Leave without explanation
Cough and Hack
Go home
Lie Down

A good day for....

Today is a good day for:

Drinking cough syrup straight from the bottle (if I did that sort of thing... which I don't... OK?)
Complaining about my Mother in Law (if I wasn't worried about being discovered)
Going to the movies (if I didn't have to work)
Taking a nap (if I had the time)
Serving leftovers for dinner (and you know I will)
Hugging my kids (like everyday)
Sneaking some shalach manos candy even though you told the kids no one could have anymore
(come on, I know I'm not the only one)
Getting back to normal (at least until the Pesach prep begins)

OK I'm feeling better now. You are all welcome to resume commenting.