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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

If your boss were an animal....

If your boss was an animal what animal would he be, and why?

Mine would be a chihuahua because he's small, and has beady eyes.
He darts around the office, making plenty of noise for a creature of his size but accomplishes very little.

Oh and if you leave any snacks within reach, forgettaboutit.

If no animal suits your boss any inanimate object will do as well.

13 Comments:

At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute topic, but I'm too non-anonymous to risk replying with current information!

I have a former boss who not only resembled an ape, but who actually got fired for getting too fresh with one of our female customers. Haven't had anyone quite as interesting since then.

 
At 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can do this safely, since I haven't taught full-time in a couple of years, and the principal I taught under has retired to a golf/old people/appreciators of Jerry Garcia retirement community. He was a major stickler for everything, a former medic in the Vietnam War, and a great boss. What got me every time, however, was the fact that his face looked exactly like those fake glasses with the nose and mustache attached. You rocked, Mr. C.!

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Eliyahu said...

upon looking in the mirror, it was difficult to answer the question!

 
At 11:19 PM, Blogger nancy said...

I like to set up a link to you from the Map Travel blog. What do you think about that?

 
At 1:10 AM, Blogger Ezzie said...

Hmmm... 5 partners, 10 managers, and tons of other people above, [and most of them Jewish, of course! :::accounting::: ] and I'm not anonymous... I think I'll keep my mouth shut. :x

Hope you didn't blog this from work. :) There was a postcard on PostSecret that was someone writing "This card is made up of stuff I took from my boss' office - he doesn't notice a damn thing" or something like it. Her boss saw it and fired her, so her postcard changed slightly... :P

 
At 11:49 AM, Anonymous Shrinker said...

Mine's a poodle. She's all cute and fluffy, prances around a lot, but is more eye-candy than substantive.

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Brutus said...

As a "boss" I probably resemble an elephant.
Overweight
Slow to react to market changes
Fantastic memory
Long eyelashes
Generous

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Still Wonderin' said...

My boss is a striking specimen of manhood; handsome, courteous, generous and bold. And how can i forget to add -- insightful, empathetic and brilliant.

(did I mention he reads this blog daily?)

 
At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My boss is a fox. Yeoww!!

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger PsychoToddler said...

I'm the boss, and I resemble a Tom Green.

 
At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bear
(not like dovbear)
sometimes they come in all shapes and sizes
biting koalas
steel black eyed grizzlies
teddy bear?

 
At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Julie said...

Annoying comment: Koalas are not bears

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger praise said...

nice blog

 

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