If your boss were an animal....
If your boss was an animal what animal would he be, and why?
Mine would be a chihuahua because he's small, and has beady eyes.
He darts around the office, making plenty of noise for a creature of his size but accomplishes very little.
Oh and if you leave any snacks within reach, forgettaboutit.
If no animal suits your boss any inanimate object will do as well.