So far so good!
Thanks for all your great comments below!
I hope to respond to them soon.
So far things are looking good. I got the offer letter in the mail (not withstanding my confessions) and as soon as my background check is complete I will give two week's notice and moooooove on.
I've been working on my resignation speech and have already ruled out the following expressions:
"In your FACE!"
"Na na na na nahhhhh..."
"So long Suckers"
and the Simpson's classic "Smell you later!"
As for now- right now I have a migraine. I don't get them too often and I know looking at the screen isn't going to be much help but while I had a free moment I wanted to check in and let you know I'm still alive and employed!