Chavi Kaufman - on Valentines Day
Today I went for a walk with my daughter Chavi Kaufman (not her real name.)
When we passed by a house with some pretty serious V-Day decorations she looked quite impressed.
"Very Creative" she said.
"I know about Valentines Day." she continued "That's when Jesus shoots Christians in the butt with an arrow and makes them fall in love."
It was hard to know where to start on that one...
We've got it all squared away now though... and we don't say "butt."