I HATE SPEAKER PHONE
Dear Big Boss of my Department,
I think it's great that you like to keep your office door open.
It means you are accessible and a regular guy... I get it, it's great.
Unfortunately, I sit right outside of your lovely private office, in a
wide open cubical with a mountain of work to do today and the sound of
your constant meetings and calls on your speakerphone ARE DRIVING ME
Shut your goddam door or I'll do it for you!